More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."