More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."