More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."