More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."
"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"