Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug.... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."