More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."