"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."