"I’m making naked, and I’m making it by hand and other body parts. Next I’ll be making spaghetti, if my first cooking show hasn’t been canceled by then."
"The Federal Government pushing drugs and then punishing marijuana growers is like the pot calling the kettle green."
"The only problem with dreaming is it's a solo activity. Imagine how glorious life would be if we could share dreams and create in unison."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love."