"Today we’re living in an anti-Waldo world, where you don’t want to blend in and have people struggle to find you. You want your personal brand to stand out like you’re wearing a red and white sweater, and everyone else has on black."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."