God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it."

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