Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is t... - Mark Twain

"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."