Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;... - Mark Twain
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
More quotes by Mark Twain
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."
"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."