Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you l... - Mark Twain

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"