More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."
"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."
"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."