Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear bet... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"Personal branding is sales, because you’re selling an image of yourself, a mirage, and you are the product."
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."