More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself."
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."
"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."