I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where exca... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"I’m feeling morass, when I should be feeling more ass. I can put my sadness behind me with what’s behind you."