I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where exca... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."
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"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."
"I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower."