More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I fish the old-fashioned way—with dynamite and screen doors for nets. Don’t be rude—knock before entering the kill zone."
"When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."