"He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great."
"..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you."
"Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside."
"I believe in love the verb, not the noun."
"I believe in love the verb, not the noun."
"Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating."