..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just... - Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

"You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith."

"I believe in love the verb, not the noun."

"Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside."

"Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside."

"Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating."