When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how yo... - Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

"The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future."

"You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith."

"I believe in love the verb, not the noun."

"..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you."

"Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside."