More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy."
"The scent of Florida honeysuckle uplifted in a spring breeze reminds me of your love, and how fresh it was until it blew past me into my past."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."