He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."

"As a sculptor, I prefer busts. As a lover of women, I prefer busts. And as a football enthusiast, I prefer Robert Griffin III."

"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."

"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."

"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"