The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so flu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Is there a drug that will illuminate the mind and eliminate all the drugs the modern medical system will try to convince you that you need to take?"
"Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—boxing gloves. We need to go bareknuckle to beat back the entrenched establishment."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."