The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so flu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."
"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."