"When she’s cuddled close, I feel there’s nothing I can’t do, and I can’t do nothing about it, because my heart is her heart for as long as she wants it."
"If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, what would you say? If you were to say, “So you went from one reader to two readers?” you’d be absolutely correct. And after I had congratulated you on your keen guess, I’d thank you for being 50% of my reading base."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."