Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create del... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"I fight like a rocking chair in a boxing ring. That’s also how I make love. I should probably sell popcorn at my shows to boost revenue."
"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."
"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."