More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."
"Nostalgia is being blind to the bad and only remembering the good. Thinking about all the love I had for her is a positively Helen-Kelleresque experience."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."