Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Despera... - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
"Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'"he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'"I said."