Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Despera... - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

"Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'"he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'"I said."

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"So dawn goes down today... Nothing gold can stay.-- Robert Frost"
"You do not immortalize the lost by writing about them. Language buries, but does not resurrect."
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"The thing about dead people... The thing is you sound like a bastard if you don't romanticize them, but the truth is... complicated, I guess."
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