"Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'"he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'"I said."
"Sometimes people don’t understandthe promises they’re making when they make them,” I said.Isaac shot me a look. “Right, of course.But you keep the promise anyway. That’swhat love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway. Don’t you believe in true love?"
"What a slut time is. She screws everybody."
"You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices."
"there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars"
"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."