Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Despera... - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

"Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'"he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'"I said."

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