Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Despera... - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

"Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'"he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'"I said."

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"there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars"
"As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."
"The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention."
"If you don't live a life in service of a greater good, you've gotta at least die a death in service of a greater good, you know? And I fear that I won't get either a life or a death that means anything."
"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."