"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."