Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dan... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."

"I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future."

"The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded."

"I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy."