Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dan... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"
"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."