I liked things better when I didn't understand them. - Bill Watterson

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."