More quotes by Bill Watterson

"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."