"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."
"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
"Do I look stupid?"snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache."
"I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!"
"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."