Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward."

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!"

"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."

"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."