Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Do I look stupid?"snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache."

"The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – ""Plumbers?""– exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed."

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."