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"I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade."
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"An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting."
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"If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered “Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I’ll just pour it in someone else’s coffee."
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"Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice."
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"With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me."
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