How’s my mom? My mother’s well, like a painting—a Motherwell... - Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
"How’s my mom? My mother’s well, like a painting—a Motherwell."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
"Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about."
"If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered “Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I’ll just pour it in someone else’s coffee."
"I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree."