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"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
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"I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree."
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"Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked)."
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"I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade."
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"I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory."
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