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Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

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Quotes by Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

"The six squares of our love didn’t add up to a cube. Still, I took the oddly-shaped box down to the post office and tried to mail it into the future, when I’d be more prepared to open it."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash."
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"I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory."
"With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me."
"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
"I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings, and so did my first love letter, after I folded it up and flung it at my crush."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall)."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked)."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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