Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned... - Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

"Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about."

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