"Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about."
"I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree."
"Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice."
"An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting."
"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
"With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me."