More quotes by Bob Newhart

"Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one."
"What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor."
"I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that."
"I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing."
"People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail."