#Weapon

"Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony."

"We ordinary people might lack your great speed or your X-Ray vision, Superman, but never underestimate the power of the human mind. We carry the most dangerous weapon on Earth inside these thick skulls of ours."

"Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one."

"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"

"Love' is the only weapon I have, I will defend with love, I will attack with love."

"And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them."

"Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it."

"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."

"Sex could be a blissful communion,. But it could also be a weapon, and its absence, sometimes, was required for the establishment of peace."

"Knowledge is a better weapon than a sword."

"Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."