Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying... - Marilyn Monroe

"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

"It's all make believe, isn't it?"

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them."