More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."
"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."