More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"
"I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard."
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."
"Cynics are simply thwarted romantics."
"Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited."