I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it."
"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."
"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."