I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."