Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. No... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."

"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."

"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."

"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."

"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."