Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. No... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."

"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."

"I wish I could travel west nonstop chasing sunsets. And as the time zones move backwards, I could live forever if I just kept moving."

"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."