The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."