The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"My acquaintances aren’t worth the aqua I drink after they leave me thirsting for something more meaningful. I don’t want refillable relationships—I want connections so deep they are black abysses."