More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."
"A flowing flurry of flowers fell to the floor when I fell in love, as if my heart were a garden that gushed forth and flooded her being with the fragrance of romance."
"In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic."
"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."
"If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing."