More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The memory of her love shimmers the way white light ripples gently on the midnight river, and I am currently thirsting to swim in the current that will flow downstream into her wading and waiting arms."
"Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business."
"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."