More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"