More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To fast track your business and become the Roger Bannister of personal branding, be a connector, accumulator, accelerator and facilitator of relationships."
"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."