I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each o... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."
"I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?"
"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."