More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"In my memory her love shimmers, glimmers, and glitters the way light on black water reflects like diamonds, the treasure that was us."
"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."