"The summer temperature outside was 45 degrees, so I turned 45 degrees and went right back inside. It was so cold outside because that’s where all her love for me was."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since I bought a portable rack."
"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."