I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?"
"I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?"
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Don’t ever let the sun set on our love. Not even if it’s so gorgeous it’d make a great postcard. $1.99, if interested."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."