The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"