More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"Lying in bed listless, I wrote a list. I then had a list, but I was still listless. Perhaps because my list was of all the things I love, and every entry was you."
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it."