I can’t can’t, but since I can’t, I clearly can. - Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit
"I can’t can’t, but since I can’t, I clearly can."
"I can’t can’t, but since I can’t, I clearly can."
"It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
"I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
"You don’t know her like I do, because you don’t know her like I don’t. It’s true, I don’t know her at all. What’s she like?"