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"It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners."
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"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
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"I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same."
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"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
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"You don’t know her like I do, because you don’t know her like I don’t. It’s true, I don’t know her at all. What’s she like?"
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